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Setting: The Roberts Household (a tastefully furnished, 3 bedroom, slice of heaven on the outskirts of Salem) Super Specific Setting: The Roberts living room (kiddy corner to the open concept kitchen, littered with Fisher Price and Star Wars action figures and a toy castle and the Millennium Falcon); Will, the child genius sits among it all on evergreen carpeting. Date & Time: Father's Day, mid-morning. Surrounded by the Hangman's Forest (which is really a bunch of Lincoln Logs), a crumbling old castle stands high and lonely on top of Goblin Hill (the couch) in the darkening twilight while a gathering storm rumbles in the distance and the dying light gleams red and sickly on the mossy stone mortar of the fortress gates (burgundy pillows stolen from Mom and Dad's room). It is indeed a most wicked and foreboding place; the perfect home for the oh so powerful and mysterious magician, William the Great (portrayed by the Darth Vader action figure). "Oh brave Sir Lucas, go fetch me the wisdom tooth of the fierce dragon Dimera so that I can make my magic potion which will bring order and peace to all the lands of Salem . If you succeed, I will give you the greatest prize in all the world, the hand of the fair Lady Samantha." William the great, in a very low and majestic voice decreed. "Don't you have anything better to offer? Like all the Snickers I can eat for a year?" Complained the ungrateful Sir Lucas (Han Solo). "Hey I heard that, you dolt. Just who do you think you are? I'm the fairest of the land! You'd be lucky to have me, lucky I tell you! Plus I make the best peanut butter and jelly sandwiches this side of the equator, and you--You aren't even fit to tie my shoelaces much less marry me. Hmpf! I hope that dragon has you for breakfast." Interrupted the lovely Lady Samantha (or in other words, the pink power ranger). "Now, now lady Samantha, calm yourself or I'll have to put you in the 'Think Chair'." "No, no not the 'Think Chair!" "Yes do it, do it! She's deserves it! I don't want to marry her! Bring on the Snickers!" "And that's quite enough from you too young mister or you'll end up in the Chair yourself! And not only are you going to get me my dragon tooth but you will marry the beautiful and spirited Lady Samantha, and you'll Like it Too!" "Fine!" "Good then go!" "Yah, go and fall off a cliff while your at it, why don't yah? Big Butt." "Am not, you little Troll!" "Big Butt, Big Butt, Yucky Mucas has a Big Butt!" "Hey are you going to let her call me that?" "Pay no attention to the ramblings of a child. Just go Sir Lucas!" And with a toss of Will's hand the Millennium Falcon appears, swooping down from the heavens out of thin air taking Sir Lucas away on his quest leaving a very crabby master warlock and his charge behind. "Lady Samantha to the 'Think Chair' with you! And I want you to think about how calling people names hurts their feelings." "Oh be merciful most powerful and smart William! I'm sorry; truly." "No. You must be punished for your insolence." "And you don't think wedding Sir Lucas is punishment enough?" "Be gone from my sight, oh sassy mouthed one! Guards take her away to the tower, where she must ponder her naughtiness in silence." And with that Will (not to be confused with William the Great) gathered up his Beast Wars dolls (the gorilla and t-rex to be exact) as Lady Samantha's escort. He'd just locked her away when his dad sank down next to him laughing. "Hey can I play Buddy?" Hey, this one is dedicated to all those Sami and Lucas fans out there, all the regulars. You know who you are! Hope you like it! Laughing as his dad in the role of Sir Lucas rescued the Lady Samantha yet again from immanent death, this time she had wandered into a nasty patch of quick sand after running away from what she thought to be a bear but was really a raccoon rustling in the woods, Will had to hand it to the old man-what an imagination! Under his father's guiding hands, Lady Samantha broke out of the castle tower and suckered the pure of heart Brother Austin (Friar Tuck from Will's Robin Hood set, and yes Will did protest to his father that Uncle Austin was not fat and so should not be played by such, but his dad simply stated that Austin wasn't fat yet and as he aged would undoubtedly grow portly; which of course Will didn't buy for one second but decided to let it slide and humor his father since his dad cackled in glee every time he picked up the Tuck doll and sent Austin running away from danger under the pretense of getting donuts) as well as the Prince of Thieves himself, the Brandon (Robin Hood), to help her get the Dragon's tooth herself and thus steal all the glory (as well as keep her state of unwedded bliss). Of course, under his father's guiding hands, the unlikely threesome had absolutely zero luck in their quest, what with Austin always thinking about his stomach and Brandon chasing after one hapless maiden or another and Samantha simply finding herself in trouble at every turn, while Sir Lucas ruled the day. After all he had already tricked the Dragon into giving him the wisdom tooth by pretending to be a wandering Reptilian Doctor of Dentistry and since then was spending most of his time rescuing and antagonizing his fair and easily upset Lady. Will had to admit it; he was having a lot of fun. Yet he thought to himself that his Grandma Black might find it very interesting how truly taken with role-playing his father was. She might want to consider using it if his dad ever needed therapy. Then again, from the scowl on his mother's face--who was standing behind his father as he made the Lady Samantha praise Sir Lucas for the umpteenth time telling him what a brave, handsome knight he was and how grateful she was that he saved her time and time again and how unworthy she was of his love and how she really, really did adore him and was only playing hard to get before and couldn't wait until they were married so that she could wait on him hand and foot and give him all the Snickers he could possibly want-his dad might not live long enough for therapy. "All the Snickers you could possibly want huh?" His mom, leaned over and swatted his dad across the side of his head causing him to jump and drop the dolls looking sheepishly up at her. Then his dad got up and whispered in his mom's ear--Will couldn't quite hear it but it was something about Snickers being a code word for something else, something which made his mother blush and whack his father again. Not liking to be left out, Will chortled at them both and said in his best drawn out baby voice, "Busted", consequently causing his parents to laugh as his dad scooped him up and started tickling him while his mother not to be left out came to the rescue tickling his dad. It ended with both Will and Sami on top of Lucas tickling him into submission, making him cry for mercy. And then they all decided to go to the store to buy ice-cream….and… Snickers. The End |
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