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| Topic Started: Wednesday Sep 8 2010, 11:00 PM (608 Views) | |
| CanuckDaysfan | Wednesday Sep 8 2010, 11:00 PM Post #1 |
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There once was a gal with a gun Who decided to have some fun So with a shot to the head She hoped her rapist was dead And Stefano down one more son! Feel free to contribute your own. |
  I hope that you see right through my walls I hope that you catch me, 'cause I'm already falling I'll never let a love get so close You put your arms around me and I'm home "Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly." ~ Rose Franken | |
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| SammyDukes | Wednesday Sep 8 2010, 11:22 PM Post #2 |
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i swear i am amongst brilliance, whenver i read posts on this board |
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| CanuckDaysfan | Wednesday Sep 8 2010, 11:25 PM Post #3 |
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No takers yet? It was quite a happy sight to be seen The return of our spitfire Sami Gene It upset some who often lurk They call themselves fans of the jerk Now we’re hoping he departs our screen |
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I hope that you see right through my walls I hope that you catch me, 'cause I'm already falling I'll never let a love get so close You put your arms around me and I'm home "Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly." ~ Rose Franken | |
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| CJStake | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 12:08 AM Post #4 |
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Bang, bang never sounded so sweet Thank you Sami for using the heat One shot to the head Rapemi is dead Now, please bury the muthaf**ka in concrete! |
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| ddmtex | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 12:08 AM Post #5 |
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There once was a girl named Sami A gun in her hands cold and clammy For EJ she shot Because he got caught And so ends the couple E J a m i I know I used a bad word, but that was the only way I could make it rhyme. |
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| CanuckDaysfan | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 12:10 AM Post #6 |
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I hope that you see right through my walls I hope that you catch me, 'cause I'm already falling I'll never let a love get so close You put your arms around me and I'm home "Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly." ~ Rose Franken | |
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| CJStake | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 12:18 AM Post #7 |
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I'm sure Lucas has a great big smirk Cause Sami has gunned down E-jerk. Her general would be proud. He'd cheer for her outloud. Then point out "I still did it first." This is fun. Reminds me of the limerick wars between Ali and K2 back in the day. Edited by CJStake, Thursday Sep 9 2010, 12:20 AM.
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| ddmtex | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 12:22 AM Post #8 |
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'Twas EJ, Sami shot Her hero Rafe was not Who should she love? The answer from above 'Tis Lucas whom you ought |
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| CanuckDaysfan | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 12:28 AM Post #9 |
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Hope somebody noted the date Such a surprising move by Kate Lucas would grin And his head give a spin At this sudden twist of fate! |
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I hope that you see right through my walls I hope that you catch me, 'cause I'm already falling I'll never let a love get so close You put your arms around me and I'm home "Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly." ~ Rose Franken | |
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| shawubble | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 12:35 AM Post #10 |
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It's about Damn Time That Sami did the crime Although for me its a gift A dart a knife or a shiv would have done the trick Aah!! but a gun is just so much more fun |
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| CanuckDaysfan | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 12:37 AM Post #11 |
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Kenny is it true, is it true? That rapemi turned the ratings blue? You saw through their act The numbers' cold, hard fact And you knew just what to do. 
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I hope that you see right through my walls I hope that you catch me, 'cause I'm already falling I'll never let a love get so close You put your arms around me and I'm home "Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly." ~ Rose Franken | |
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| CanuckDaysfan | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 12:39 AM Post #12 |
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Oh what a happy day Sami what can I say? You looked in the mirror And shed not one tear Before blowing his brain away! |
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I hope that you see right through my walls I hope that you catch me, 'cause I'm already falling I'll never let a love get so close You put your arms around me and I'm home "Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly." ~ Rose Franken | |
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| CJStake | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 12:42 AM Post #13 |
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If you could make a wish come true... Forget that! KC just did it for you! He wrote in the gun! Let our girl have some fun. Now fire the British prig. It's wish number 2. Edited by CJStake, Thursday Sep 9 2010, 02:01 AM.
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| shawubble | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 12:49 AM Post #14 |
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EJ dead with one shot Unfortunately not Now we have suffer through Safe But soon Sami will leave Rafe When she remembers Lucas, her one,only true soul mate |
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| CJStake | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 12:50 AM Post #15 |
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These are so great guys! Man, Worth reading over and over again! My last one for the night: Those sad little rapemi fans. Kenny stuck a bullet in their plans. 5,000 equals no! When it counted by a big ole' h_ _ (uh, oh!) I doubt Kenny will trust them again. |
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| ddmtex | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 12:53 AM Post #16 |
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For Sami, EJ's a pain So she shot him in the brain Although he did live A chance she won't give For him to lie to her again. |
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| true_love_soulmates_forever | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 01:05 AM Post #17 |
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A poem and limerick from Sami's POV about the love of her life Lucas My one true love lies next to me in the sheets I watch him peacefully as he sleeps With a smile and cute little smirk on his face I wonder what he dreams about from day to day. I know hes heaven sent from above Just by the way he showers me daily in his love. For our kisses and make out sessions are really hot and sweet For he truly loves sweeping me off my feet and When we start to make love I truly feel free like a dove. For he just proposed to me today and I accepted his romantic proposal right away. Here we are now having sundaes and french toast for about me he truly loves to boast he tells me I am beautiful from day to day and now with him forever I'll truly stay for I truly can't wait to be married on our wedding day. |
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| CanuckDaysfan | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 01:09 AM Post #18 |
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Not a limerick and with heartfelt apologies to Dr. Seuss: Mr. Corday, would you like to know What makes me want to watch your show? It's simple and clear, The answer oh, so near. I will watch Sami shoot a gun. I will watch Sami go on the run. I will watch Sami smirk and lie. I will watch Sami maim the guy. I will watch Sami keep her kids safe. I will watch Sami lie to Rafe. I will watch Sami toss the gun. I will watch Sami scheme with her son. I will watch Sami be solid and strong. I will watch Sami for Lucas, long. I will watch Sami return to glory. I will watch Sami not say she's sorry. I will watch Sami pull the plug. I will watch Sami kill the thug. Will I watch rapemi? Never. An organ of his, you need to sever. Will I watch Sami if she's just with Rafe? Meh, why play it safe? So Mr. Corday what you need to do Is listen to your viewers, through and through Hear the bells, ding-dong, ding-dong Bring Lucas back from old Hong Kong. |
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I hope that you see right through my walls I hope that you catch me, 'cause I'm already falling I'll never let a love get so close You put your arms around me and I'm home "Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly." ~ Rose Franken | |
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| aimees76 | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 01:33 AM Post #19 |
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Holy hell, you all are amazing! I'm not much of a limerick writer, but I'll try to think something up tomorrow. Until then, brava!!! |
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| ddmtex | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 01:38 AM Post #20 |
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Sami found EJ in bed And put a bullet in his head Now some will say "Safe" Because of poor Rafe But we know Lumi's ahead! |
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| MonaLisa | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 01:49 AM Post #21 |
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There was this young woman of Salem known for causing a fair bit of mayhem Say, wasn't it fun when she took EJ's gun and proceeded to try to slay him! (CJ, ease back on the f-words, please? We have youngsters here.) |
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At my favorite site, Second Chances We celebrate all Lumi's glances Whether longing and sweet Or of passion and heat It's the greatest of all romances! | |
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| true_love_soulmates_forever | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 03:08 AM Post #22 |
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Another Sami and Lucas limerick I lie in his arms smiling every night I lie in his arms feeling content while my heart takes flight I lay my head down on his chest while I fall asleep in his arms while lying in his bed as with sweet visions of his beauty start dancing in my head I lay there and dream about him every night I lay there and dream with lots of sexy fantisies about him and I I love lying next to him in our bed I love lying next to him with erotic dreams of us together in my head I love lying next to him when he tucks me in a night. I love when he truly holds my hand. I love how he completely understands. I love how he knows who I truly am. Edited by true_love_soulmates_forever, Thursday Sep 9 2010, 11:16 AM.
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| shawubble | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 03:22 AM Post #23 |
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If I forgot to say I did not like Sami with Austin 2002 and before I did not like Sami with Brandon even more And then you tried with Austin again After that you made EJ her friend/rapist whatever Now it is Rafe and will this last ? Never!!!! If I forgot to say, it has and will always be Lumi Forever |
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| ddmtex | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 06:12 AM Post #24 |
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Ok Norma, you inspired me with Dr. Seuss. So here's my reworking of Green Eggs and Ham. (I guess I need to say I own nothing and the original poem belongs to Dr. Theodore Geisel, so don't sue me). EJ-I-am I am EJ EJ-I-am That EJ-I-am! That EJ-I-am! I do not like that EJ-I-am! Do you like EJ-I-am? I do not like you, EJ-I-am. I do not like EJ-I-am. Would you like me here or there? I would not like you here or there. I would not like you anywhere. I do not like EJ-I-am. I do not like you, EJ-I-am. Would you like me in your house? Would you like me as your spouse? I do not like you in my house. I do not like you as my spouse. I do not like you here or there. I do not like you anywhere. I do not like EJ-I-am. I do not like you, EJ-I-am. I would keep you in a box. I would feed you to a fox. Kept in a box. Fed to a fox. Not in my house. Not as my spouse. I would not like you here or there. I would not like you anywhere. I do not like EJ-I-am. I do not like you, EJ-I-am. Would you? Could you? In a car? I’ll send Lucas to a bar. I would not, could not, in a car. You may like me. You will see. You may like me in a tree! I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be. I would keep you in a box. I would feed you to a fox. I do not like you in my house. I do not want you for my spouse. I do not like you here or there. I do not like you anywhere. I do not like EJ-I-am. I do not like you, EJ-I-am. A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train? Not in a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! EJ! Let me be! Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark? I would not, could not, in the dark. Would you, could you, in the rain? I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train. Not in a car. Not in a tree. I do not like you, EJ, you see. Not in my house. Kept in a box. Not as my spouse. Fed to a fox. I will not like you here or there. I do not like you anywhere! You do not like me. So you say. Try me! Try me! And you may. Try me and you may, I say. EJ! If you will let me be, I will try it. You will see. See! I hate EJ-I-am! I do! I hate you, EJ-I-am! And I would shoot you in the head. And I would even wish you dead. And I hate you in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. You are so evil, so evil, you see! So I will keep you in a box. And I will feed you to a fox. And I will burn you in a house. And I will keep Lucas as my spouse. And I will hate you here and there. Say! I will hate you ANYWHERE! I do so hate EJ-I-am! Die now! Die now, EJ-I-am! |
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| vhaley | Thursday Sep 9 2010, 07:57 AM Post #25 |
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Y'all are great! I enjoyed reading them all! |
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