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Limerick Time!; Days style
Topic Started: Wednesday Sep 8 2010, 11:00 PM (609 Views)
CanuckDaysfan Thursday Sep 9 2010, 08:08 AM Post #26
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Thursday Sep 9 2010, 06:12 AM
Ok Norma, you inspired me with Dr. Seuss. So here's my reworking of Green Eggs and Ham.
(I guess I need to say I own nothing and the original poem belongs to Dr. Theodore Geisel, so don't sue me).


EJ-I-am

I am EJ

EJ-I-am

That EJ-I-am!
That EJ-I-am!
I do not like that EJ-I-am!

Do you like
EJ-I-am?
I do not like you, EJ-I-am.
I do not like
EJ-I-am.

Would you like me
here or there?

I would not like you
here or there.
I would not like you anywhere.

I do not like
EJ-I-am.
I do not like you, EJ-I-am.

Would you like me in your house?
Would you like me as your spouse?

I do not like you
in my house.
I do not like you
as my spouse.
I do not like you
here or there.
I do not like you
anywhere.
I do not like
EJ-I-am.
I do not like you,
EJ-I-am.

I would keep you
in a box.
I would feed you
to a fox.

Kept in a box.
Fed to a fox.
Not in my house.
Not as my spouse.
I would not like you
here or there.
I would not like you anywhere.
I do not like EJ-I-am.
I do not like you, EJ-I-am.

Would you? Could you? In a car?
I’ll send Lucas to a bar.

I would not, could not, in a car.

You may like me. You will see.
You may like me in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I would keep you in a box.
I would feed you to a fox.
I do not like you in my house.
I do not want you for my spouse.
I do not like you here or there.
I do not like you anywhere.
I do not like EJ-I-am.
I do not like you, EJ-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?

Not in a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! EJ! Let me be!

Say! In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you,
in the dark?

I would not, could not, in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like you, EJ, you see.
Not in my house. Kept in a box.
Not as my spouse. Fed to a fox.
I will not like you here or there.
I do not like you anywhere!

You do not like me. So you say.
Try me! Try me! And you may.
Try me and you may, I say.

EJ! If you will let me be,
I will try it. You will see.

See! I hate EJ-I-am!
I do! I hate you, EJ-I-am!
And I would shoot you in the head.
And I would even wish you dead.

And I hate you in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
You are so evil, so evil, you see!

So I will keep you in a box.
And I will feed you to a fox.
And I will burn you in a house.
And I will keep Lucas as my spouse.
And I will hate you here and there.
Say! I will hate you ANYWHERE!

I do so hate
EJ-I-am!
Die now!
Die now, EJ-I-am!



::applauds::

I hope that fox is hungry!
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I hope that you see right through my walls
I hope that you catch me, 'cause I'm already falling
I'll never let a love get so close
You put your arms around me and I'm home

"Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly." ~ Rose Franken
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luvinglumi Thursday Sep 9 2010, 09:06 AM Post #27
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These were a great read...
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Your soulmate understands and connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are around them. And when you are not around them, you are all that much more aware of the harshness of life, and how bonding with another person in this way is the most significant and satisfying thing you will experience in your lifetime.


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..ally.. Thursday Sep 9 2010, 11:07 AM Post #28
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These all are hillarious...Need to think of a couple myself then share em :)

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*Author's Note* No stuffed animals, pets or any other objects were harmed or used in making this post. This post was created at the sole discretion of me.
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Erica Thursday Sep 9 2010, 11:15 AM Post #29
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The faux little fanbase went splat
When the truth came out about "THAT"!
Lumis and Safers were cheering
While the faux fanbase was tearing
Because Corday put an end to them stat!
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Kazz Thursday Sep 9 2010, 12:18 PM Post #30
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HThese are all Fabulous!!! And I may have to memorize these lines:

And I would shoot you in the head.
And I would even wish you dead.

And I will burn you in a house.
And I will keep Lucas as my spouse.


Do you all realize that we are literally singing praises about Corday? I'm a tad concerned that the mountains will fall and the seas will rise up ... but it is fun - Keep them coming!!
Edited by Kazz, Thursday Sep 9 2010, 12:23 PM.
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Erica Thursday Sep 9 2010, 01:51 PM Post #31
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Kenny needs a medal!
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CanuckDaysfan Thursday Sep 9 2010, 02:14 PM Post #32
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Thursday Sep 9 2010, 12:18 PM


Do you all realize that we are literally singing praises about Corday? I'm a tad concerned that the mountains will fall and the seas will rise up ... but it is fun - Keep them coming!!
I know. I keep looking over my shoulder for the lightning bolts.
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I hope that you see right through my walls
I hope that you catch me, 'cause I'm already falling
I'll never let a love get so close
You put your arms around me and I'm home

"Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly." ~ Rose Franken
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Erica Thursday Sep 9 2010, 02:17 PM Post #33
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Better keep looking up for falling splats.
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ddmtex Thursday Sep 9 2010, 03:13 PM Post #34
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EJ-I-am literally wrote itself. Once I got going it was easy. And it proves Days started in the right direction, several times, but didn't follow through. :sigh:
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ddmtex Thursday Sep 9 2010, 04:35 PM Post #35
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Ok, here's my latest effort, a song set to the tune of The Wheels on the Bus (which does not belong to me and I claim nothing).

It kind of disturbs me that I'm using kids stories and songs for this, but EJ is demented, so it fits. ;)

The gun in her hand

The gun in her hand goes bang, bang, bang,
bang, bang, bang,
bang, bang, bang.
The gun in her hand goes bang, bang, bang,
all through the house.

The brain in EJ's head goes gush, gush, gush;
gush, gush, gush;
gush, gush, gush.
The brain in EJ's head goes gush, gush, gush,
all through the house.

The gun in the water goes splash, splash, splash;
Splash, splash, splash;
Splash, splash, splash.
The gun in the water goes splash, splash, splash,
down on the pier.

Stefano on the phone says help, help, help;
Help, help, help;
Help, help, help.
Stefano on the phone says help, help, help,
all through the house.

Dan in his scrubs says "It's too late",
It's too late, it's too late;"
Dan in his scrubs says "It's too late",
all through the town.

The audience on tv says "Ha, ha, ha";
Ha, ha, ha;
Ha, ha, ha".
The audience on tv says "Ha, ha, ha ",
all through the town.

The producer on the show says "Fire him now";
Fire him now;
Fire him now."
The producer on the show says "Fire him now"
all through the town.
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CanuckDaysfan Thursday Sep 9 2010, 04:37 PM Post #36
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I love it!
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I hope that you see right through my walls
I hope that you catch me, 'cause I'm already falling
I'll never let a love get so close
You put your arms around me and I'm home

"Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly." ~ Rose Franken
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